When someone starts a speech with a long, boring intro, I always be like, “WE GET YOUR NAME IS BOB, GET TO THE POINT ALREADY ARGHH”. I don't know about you, but I definitely don't like those long lectures where the other person just keeps talking...and talking...and talking.
And since this is my profile, I’m going to set an example for Bob up there and will definitely not turn this into a whole sleepy speech where you have to pretend to be awake at all times!
Last thing before I really start:
Now without further ado, let’s grab some popcorn!
(...and if you don’t have any, take some! 🍿)
Some things about me!
- My autocorrect is terrible. I was once typing ‘NR shiba inu’...and I write it out, send it, and then my autocorrect turns 'NR Shiba Inu' to 'NR Diva Honest' like whaaa-
Nope, no thank you, I don’t want an NR Diva Honest, no matter how honest it is! (Okay, that has nothing to do with me, but it’s a funny device story so y e s)
- If you have to ask me which pet I like the most, I'd say the Parrot would be at the very top! (tho the Shadow Dragon def comes in a close second haha) What's your favourite pet? Tell me on my talk page!
- Okay, I know I said I wouldn't talk about my username, but don't you hate it when you're trying to get yourself a username and everything you try is just taken? Totally happened with me-
- I strangely have a good grasp on ‘fancy language’...I use ‘thee’ and ‘therefore’ sometimes when I don’t notice, it’s SO WEIRD. (You're probably backing away from me slowly, yep, I get it)
- If you're a huge song fanatic like I am, then try out some of my favourite songs and tell me what you think!
Only When It Rains - Frank Walker & Astrid S
My Way - Ava Max
Glitter and Gold - Barns Courtney
...And tons more, which I'll share when I'm completely awake ;)
- Nondigital art's totally my thing! Sketching, shading, colouring, the whole lot. If you want, I could even draw you some stuff, provided it's not of dragons, since I definitely suck at drawing those. If you scroll down, I’ll show you a few examples of my (maybe funny?) art!
- Nothing else! :P
Amorevxlous - for always chatting with meh, being an cool peep, and letting me consume their stuff * continues to nom on amore's panda*
DyingxSlowlyYy - for being an awesome fren who has lots of hot cheetos for me to stel
PandaWizone - one of le best pandas ever, hands down (who didnt notice I ate mars and put mars bars out of existence >;33)
Positivitii - always gibs pamcakes before i can stel em, epik duck glasses hooman
Ps205tan - bah nah nah myolkie, best stoccer ever award goes to ya ;))
LilyTheCrow0-0 - cool person who hasn't noticed i stole their crows yet >;))
LemonFlavoredPolarBear - amazin writer, best polar bear in da universeee
ThePeppaPiggy - hm fren who always tryna eet bear, dey very awsum doh ;>
you - cool, naise, and friendly all in one-!
pls don't be asleep lol i tried to make dis interesting
I have also stolen all your pamcakes so you're welcome (nuuu no return policy >;00)
Thanks for reading doh, and have a nice day/night! :)
Please don't change/edit any of this without express permission. Thank you.
Okeyyy why are you still here?
Nuuu go away, dis is over already!
Fineeee, here's your reward for finishing this, thanks and baiii!