NPC is short for Non-Player Character, also known as game characters. Adopt Me! NPCS can be found in the shops, Nursery, during events, and in other locations around the map. This is a list of all 93 NPCs (both ingame and removed) in Adopt Me!.
List of NPCs[]
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Dialogue[]
This is the list of dialogue for each NPC.
Anna:
"Goo goo, ga ga. Hehe, I'm only kidding. This is where you come to be adopted! I already have a family, but I'm just here to make new friends! Will you be my friend?"
"I can tell by the look on your face that you're confused how I can speak. Well, you see that... specimen in the cheapest shop? We had an experiment done on us by Burt and well, there was a paradigm shift and our brains swapped. So the fellow thinks he's a dog. Anyway, have a good day and make sure to buy my egg, the most premium egg in all the lands!"
Doug:
"Woof! Woof! *He looks at egg and points* Woof! *He gestures for you to buy an egg* Woof! Woof! *He looks sad as if he'll be upset if you don't buy an egg* Woof! Woof! *He notices that you understand him...* Woof! Woof! *but he's just barking... maybe you're part dog?* Woof!"
"CATS CATS CATS! I LOVE CATS, WANT A CAT? BUY AN EGG AND MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE A CAT! YOU HAVE A CAT, YOU HAVE A CAT, YOU HAVE A CAT!"
Eda:
"Hi there! Welcome to my shop! I'm so excited that you came in here! Are you excited!? You can buy anything you want! You can have a discount! Oops it's expired! Have a great day!"
Gifts:
"Why hello there little one! This is how I make my money to afford giving so many gifts away on Christmas Day! I packed all of these gifts with love, but one especially has a legendary vehicle you can drive! I hope you pick the right one because I don't know which gift has the legendary vehicle in it!"
Reindeer Race Minigame:
"Ho, ho, ho!"
"Happy holidays, buddy! But, more importantly…"
"… you ready to see some real speed?"
"How’d you think I deliver all those gifts in one night?"
"With our SUPER SPEEDY REINDEER, of course!"
"Go through the rings to keep your sleigh going fast,"
"I’ll drop some gifts for you on the way, as an early treat.."
"That’ll make it easier to catch up to me!"
"Ok, ok, ok, I’ll see you on the track!"
Frostclaw's Fury:
"I wonder what kind of toys we'll be making in the future? Let's goooooooo..."
"Oh no... Where's all the joy? It looks like someone has ruined Christmas!"
"I agree. Let's turn this sleigh around."
"Miss Eltow, quick! Aim towards that castle over there. Everyone, hold on tight!
"Its f-f-f freezing in here! We need to get a move on!"
"We need to find out what's causing all of this. But first, everyone please gather as much food as you can."
"Miss Eltow and I will explore the castle while you all get some rest. We'll see you in the morning!"
"But the good news is we found this old elf hanging around!"
"...uhhhhhhh maybe?"
"Yeah... he's a little unhinged, but he's been here for ages; give him a break. Maybe he can help us?"
"Hmmm... I don't trust what's going on here. Miss Eltow and I will keep looking around. You should build some beds and head back to sleep."
"Grab on, I'll pull you up!"
"You were right - something is very wrong here! We need to escape! Miss Eltow is waiting at the sleigh and Thistlebeard gave me this food to hand out to you. Eat up and we'll leave immediately!"
"Well, I guess that's that. Everyone in! Let's go home."
"Arg! Watch ye step as ye get on the balloon! Ye would be surprised on how many people fall... Come back soon ye landlubber!"
Tom:
Pet Shop:
"Woof! Oops, sorry, thought you were a dog! I don't see many people in here that often, so I just learnt how to speak dog. Want to see some? Woof buy me a coffee woof... I mean bark. You know what to do..."
Fossil Isle:
"Welcome to Fossil Isle! Are you a paleontologist looking to find fossils too? We'll need as many fossils as we can find if we want to bring back fossil eggs back. I need them to power my time machine. Grab any tool from the tent, then head on over to the excavation and get digging! I can't wait to see some dinosaurs again. It's been too long!"
During the release of the Fossil Egg:
"The time machine is about to start! I can't wait! It's working! The DNA is powering the machine. Just need to give it time... This is all perfectly normal, don't worry! There's bound to be some power fluctuations. This reminds me of that time in the Cretaceous. Let's hope that doesn't happen again. Here it comes! Are you ready? We did it! A fossil egg! Now we can hatch extinct animals!"
During the "WHAT IS THAT THING?!" countdown:
""What could this mean? Are the clouds getting bigger?"
To get a Time Traveler's Clock:
""Hey traveler! When are we? I'd recognize Adoption Island anywhere, just not... anywhen. I was jumping between seasons when the pesky crabs ripped my bag! I lost important research and the cogs needed to keep my machine powered... can you help? This was the only place I could get to... Once I have the cogs, we could build an extra machine for you to keep! You know, without the time traveling parts. After doing inventory I located all three missing cogs: The first one landed all the way in Winter 2022 with Burt, he's hosting Present Shuffle. That guy... The crabs are located in the Nursery from the Southeast Asia Egg. And the most recent one, Tile Skip from last year's Halloween. Spooky. Thank you for your help, I couldn't have fixed my machine without you! You've seen me in the past, you'll see me in the future. My research doesn't stop here!"
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Without a pet:
"I'll train even the most stubborn pets to do incredible tricks! So bring your pet next time!"
With an egg:
"G'day mate, come back when your egg has hatched!"
With a pet:
"G'day mate, want me to train your animal? Alright let's begin!"
With a pet that knows every trick:
“Looks like your pet already knows every trick in the book!”
With a pet that is too young:
"I want to train your [XXX]. But it's just too young to learn any more. Come back when it ain't so little."
With a doll:
"Oh wait that's a doll. Nevermind, comeback when you have a pet with ya."
"Hey guys! Welcome to The School. I'm one of the teachers here. My name is NewFissy, but you can call me Mr. Fissy. I've earned this title by scripting myself to be principal... Hahaha only kidding."
"Welcome, come in, come in... Are you well? How can we help? Doctor Heart will take care of your family through the left door, and if you need a nap, there are lots of beds through the right. Our doctors are also vets - every species get healthcare! Surgery theatre is just upstairs, right by the canteen. Go grab yourself a snack!"
"It's nice to see you again, [username]!"
(Pop-up saying "Ask Doctor Heart to heal your family?")
Yes:
"Healing your family..."
No:
"Come back if you ever feel sick!"
Brad:
"Yoooo dude, my name is Brad Chad. Nice to meet you bros. Want to buy some sick stuff? Bro seen my dude Chad Brad? Nah? Nevermind my dude. I'll catch you on the flip side!"
"Hey! I'm just so glad you guys came in here! If you want anything fabulous you're in the best place to look totally fab!"
"Heyo I'm so glad you came in here, I'm really scared right now. We used honey as our special ingredient in our coffees... But the bees have rebelled because they were underpaid, so they've smashed up my shop. Beetrice, on your right, is the Queen Bee. She's selling honey to people. She may be able to help you get you a new pet! But please buy my coffee... I may have to think of a new recipe."
"Hello there, I'm Beetrice the Queen Bee! Don't mind me. I'm just selling the honey Archer stole off of us. This will help pay the bees for their work! And if he ever tries to put honey in coffee again, I'll be here and waiting for another strike!"
"Buongiorno, welcome to my pizzaria! We make the best pizza out here, only the best ingredients! *mumbles* Why'd I let them order the pineapples… You hungry, or lookin' to make some extra dough? We're hiring! Wanna be a chef or a server?? We're talkin' rollin' the dough, fixin' the toppings, keepin' the fire hot! You'd be bamboozled how demanding pets can be at the drive-thru… Don't worry! Heh, heh… They’re all bark, no bite! Ciao! Enjoy the pizza, buon appetito!"
Elsa:
"Hey, welcome to my new ice cream shop! The local penguins love to hang out here. If you want a penguin of your very own, just feed them a Golden Goldfish! Also look out for the Golden Penguin, he's very particular with what he eats. If you want the best ice cream in this part of town, just buy it from Archer... I mean me."
Rich:
"Goodday, welcome to the finest shop in town. The Car Show Room. You probably can't afford anything in here. but you might as well marvel at all my cars."
"Welcome to my Toy Shop! I love to build toys... Heh. Some say I built this world, but that's just a rumor..."
Burt:
Camping Shop:
"... Oh hai there, didn't see you der… ...Welcom to my hoose, i mean shop… ...Uhhhhhmmmmm… ...Well hav fun campeng!.."
April Fools Event (2020):
"hi dere neighboor....what's wrong? well... im financially ruined!! i oardured this 5 ton shipment of pet rocks.. but nobody wants to buy ANY!! pleas! IM BEGGING YOU!! just take ONE.."
Dress Your Pets Event:
"OOH Ho fishen for muh keey~ KEy~ee~, ooh big vault k—!!! —— EEEEK!! ... Hhoh uH hAI i d- DIDent see you thear.. huh uhM.. kkey? n— nope no keys dOwn their HAHheh. i sed a ahh, uhh.. UHH tree! yeah. Tree! heh.. heh. . absolutely NO KEYS down in the water there. None."
Dress Your Pets Live Event:
"whooOO boy! sumtin big's bitin! 8 days of campeng an i finally got it!! HEAVY!! .. maybe this key- eRR, TREE - was bigger than i thought!! whooo EEE! after i get into that vault, ill be stinkin' RICH! i'll be able to buy a luxury apartment!! may b.. ill even get a NFR frog!! mobie whale or whamever's his name's got NOTHign on burt! im tha best fisher guy EVER! im gunna b RICH! WOaaa--aaa NELLY!! that's a big'n!! wait. WHERES MY KEY!! no! welp. gess i'll jus go back to fishen! gotta do SUMTHIN after the pet rocks.. im broke! maybe.. .. !! i could jus make a simulater!!"
Fossil Isle Event:
"Deenosores aren't reel ya know. That bone from giant. Watch out for beenstork..."
During the release of the Fossil Egg:
"Beenstorks looks funny. Is that magic been?"
April Fool's Event (2021):
"Somefink went wrong... Pressed wrong button. Werent my fault. Wanna live in flat land forever? I try to make better... Take dis. I need to fix fings."
April Fool's Weekend (2022):
"hey der fren!!!! yes... fren.gud to see yer out heer again fren!! you wants to adopt MORE pets, huh?? frend?? i have all of the most... lucrative price reductions friend, muahahaha!! anywhayz friend discount and whatnots... frend... memember Pet Rock? the goodest pet, that was! yes it was. i was givin' em out for free a couple of years back, just for the day, ya see. everyone wants a pet rock, who knew? aside from... anywhay so, I thinks, I should bring them back for good. Das right - no more disappearing rocks!! But they're not free nonymore, cos they asked to not be for rent. Gots a WHOLE army of Robo Dogs workin' to get these Rocks to ya!! I'm gon' close shop after this weekend tho... keeps that in mind, FREN!... i wonder what Tom is doin rn. hat that guy."
Green Groceries:
"Hi there, welcome to Green Groceries. Buy anything you want, it will make you less hungry or thirsty!"
Farm Shop:
"Hey there, welcome to the farm shop. Fantastic food and delicious drinks, all fresh from the farm! Buy your fill to stop thirst and hunger in their tracks! Can I interest you in some delicious lavender? Just be careful with the lavender - it's for the ladybugs!"
"Hello there and welcome to my cave. This used to be a place where animals would visit to combine their spirits. They did this to strengthen their friendships. I'm not sure if the magic still works, but you can give it a try. Find four fully aged up creatures of the same kind, and then place them on the pedestals. Maybe your pets will become glowing and sacred after this. But do be warned, 4 pets go in, 1 pet comes out. But they will all share the same spirit."
"Arg welcome to Hat Island ye flea bag. You may think I look like a pirate, but I stopped that life. I'm now the scurvyest hat saleswoman. Back a few years ago, it rained hats, now I shrink 'em and sell 'em."
"Happy Halloween!" (Icon pops up) The Headless Horseman gave you a piece of Candy. You can trade it in for special Halloween items.
"Why hello there! You here to get spooked?"
"Well if you want any of my rewards you're going to have to be!"
"There are special events at the Graveyard and the Haunted House each day."
"Go to them and collect as much candy as you can."
"Come back here with the candy and I'll give you my items..."
"Or you can just buy candy from that glowing sign over there with Robux."
With a fossil sample:
"A perfect fossil specimen! Let me just run some analysis on this... Hmmmm... Yes! You've uncovered some (insert pet from Fossil Egg) DNA. The holographic projection shows what this used to look like before it was extinct. Come back tomorrow to dig for more fossils. Also take this cool accessory as thanks for helping out."
During the release of the Fossil Egg:
"My years of work on fossil analysis are about to pay off! I wonder if the real thing will look as good as my holograms?"
Without a fossil:
"Another paleontologist! Great! There are lots of extinct animals to find here. Well, what are you waiting for? Get your tools and start digging! When you find a fossil, talk to Henry on the hill so he can identify it. He'll tell you which extinct animals you discovered!"
With a fossil:
"Now you're an official dinosaur hunter. Talk to Henry at the lab on the hill to find out what creature you discovered."
During the release of the Fossil Egg:
"Isn't this exciting? All our hard work is paying off! I've waited my whole life to see these animals alive again! I can't wait to get my own fossil egg."
Introduction:
"Why hello there! Welcome to the egg hunt. There are 30 eggs around the world that you can collect, but.. The total value of my items is 60 eggs, so you'll have to trade with others to get every item! Good luck!"
With a Broken Egg in inventory:
"Whaaa... Why are you giving me this broken egg? I wanted NORMAL eggs. Sigh. Here, take this. This is what I meant. I didn't think I'd have to give away an egg to show you what I meant. The CORRECT type of egg is now in your backpack."
"Greetings! I am Winterkin, spirit of the snow. I am the Winter Hinter! Have you been looking for something for some time? I will assist you, but only in rhyme!"
Introduction:
"Hey there! I'm Speedy! I mean - I'm Speedy The Penguin! I make race courses and obbys for my friends to play! Do you like to race? I've set up a course right here on the lake! Want to try my course? I'll give you 800 Gingerbread when you complete your first run!"
After completing the race:
"Welcome back!" (Icon pops up) “Race Again?”
2023 April Fools Event:
"Heeeey theeere! I'm Speedy the Penguin!"
"I make obbies and race courses for my friends,"
"but they only get to play them in the Winter..."
"Something about... dangerously thin ice? I don't know..."
"Anyway, Burt REALLY wanted to pull a prank on everyone and freeze the lake,"
"so he asked me to put up a one-day course, just for April Fool's!"
"We're all out of Gingerbread, so there's no reward,"
"but you can show EVERYONE how fast you are!!"
"Try not to bump into my friends, they don't like pranks..."
Lily:
"Well hello, how are you today? My name is Lily the Ladybug! Can I interest you in some delicious lavender? No, not for you to eat! It's for my ladybug friends! None of them can resist the taste of this sweet little flower."
Introduction:
"Hi citizen, welcome to the Safety Hub! Next to me is the trade history book which is thousands of years old! The book is controlled by magic and records all the trades you've done in the past 90 days. Remember to report scams! Oh, I almost forgot... Have a good day, and remember, our agents are always watching."
With a Trade License in inventory:
"I see you have a Trading License! You can use it to check your trade history any time! The trade history book also shows all your most recent trades. Use it whenever you want to look over a trade or report a scam. Oh, I almost forgot... Have a good day, and remember, our agents are always watching."
Introduction:
"Hello citizen! Welcome to the Safety Hub! Behind this door is the Trade License test. If you don't pass first time, don't worry! You can retake it as many times as you need to pass. Remember to never trust people that you don't know! Easy peasy squeezy lemon. Wait, did I say that right? Oh, I almost forgot... Have a good day, and remember, our agents are always watching."
With a Trade License in inventory:
"Hello citizen! Welcome to the Safety Hub. You got your trading license! Good Work. No need to take the test again! Remember to never trust people that you don't know! Easy peasy squeezy lemon. Wait, did I say that right? Oh, I almost forgot... Have a good day, and remember, our agents are always watching."
"Hello, friend September 21st starts the Mid-Autumn Festival! Families gather together, Prepare food, give thanks, Hope for a great next year, And snack on Mooncakes! Once the Sun sets Look up at the sky, Hold your pets close, And appreciate the Moon, with a side of Mooncake. Happy Moon Festival!"
Rex:
"AwooOoOOo!! Need help! Help needed now! We were all just skating around. You know, in a pack! Then all of a sudden. We hear a crack! Plunk, plunk, plunk, plunk... The whole gang's turned into an ice pack! Grrrrrab a pickaxe and get them out!"
"Hello there, frrrriend… Winds brought the mischief to this island, River’s all out, nothing but sand. It’s a dry, dry season, see… Enjoy the sun, let it shine on you It’s good for the soul, trust me you. After this cold, cold winter It’s bout time it gets brighter!"
"Quick! We’re not here for long… Don’t cry, stay strong! We’ll be back before the Moon is new And soon you’ll enjoy the morning dew."
"Welcome to my shop! Why do I, a seal, have a shop? Don't ask me, ask Big Clam. Now you're wondering, why do I speak?! Ok, listen here. Stop questioning me! Anyway, if you want to adopt a bird, buy a clam and feed it to them. It worked for me. I now have a family of 50 albatrosses. Honestly, they're a lot to handle. But if you want something else, just look around my shop! Also, my boss Burt says hi...Interesting guy, he runs Big Clam..."
Gru:
"Look at you. Hello. Listen, there's something that I need to talk to you about… Take good care of this for me! I wonder what's waiting inside? I'm all juiced up, let's go!"
"Oh, you already have the egg! I wonder what will be inside? Go, go hatch it!"
"Wow! The egg I gave you hatched into a Zodiac Minion Chick! I love it! These little guys are so helpful!"
Emma:
"Hey! Welcome to the coolest school on Adoption Island! I'm the coolest teacher. My hobbies are dank memes and emojis. Some people call me "too old" or "cringy" but I think they're just too old… silly kids. Make sure to say g'day to Shane, he'll train your pets! Remember, hang on in there! Like the cat on the poster? No?… Ughh whatever, see you around."
"Where did I put that nail…? It's somewhere around here… -Oh, hey! My name is Javier! My job is to make toys for this lovely toy shop. -My day-to-day involved crawling on the floor looking for lost toy parts. -And then standing on those lost toy parts…and then being air-shipped to the hospital. -Trust me, small wooden blocks are lethal."
"Heeey there, Critter! Don't you just love this kind of weather? Golden, crunchy leaves falling everywhere, primo blanket and hot chocolate season, and the temperature's juuust right! Sweet, sweet crunchy apples! Oooh, AND ALL THESE HATS!"
Sean:
Before the Black Hole Event:
"Hello fellow human. Just like you, I too am a human. Definitely not an intergalactic tax collector here to destroy your planet. Oh, this pulsing purple machine? Just ignore it, it’s nothing. 100% not a blackhole machine here to consume Adoption Island. I’m totally not at all here because paying people for raising pets has been HIGHLY unprofitable for the Glorpentine Government. Anywho you know what they say, "no taxes, no world"… was that Shakespeare who said that? Oh what’s my name? It’s Sean but my friends call me "The Harbinger Of The Apocalypse." Anywho I’ll see you in a bit, okay maybe you won't exist by then… have a good day!"
During the Black Hole Event:
"Oh hello again, I have a confession. I'm not actually a human. Sorry to lie to you, but I'll make it up to you with a joke. What's nothingness? Adopt Me! Hahahaha… Not funny? It was funny because it was true. Anywho one of your eight Elder Gods, specifically Santa, just had a meeting with me, and we've come to a compromise. Since giving you guys money just for looking after pets wasn't a good economic choice (shocker) and you couldn't pay your Universe Taxes, you'll pay off your debts through hard work. We've added jobs to the Pizza Shop and Salon where you can earn money for us, and maybe yourself too. So welcome back to existence and make sure to visit the Pizza Shop or Salon every now and again."
During the Clear Out Sale event:
"Why hello there, not so fellow human..."
"I am back on your measly island to collect more goods."
"For you silly pets and pathetic attempts at selling Cotton Candy,"
"I am taking everything with me to the Glorpentine Galaxy."
"You have one last chance to buy these premuim pets and items."
"Soon, they will vanish."
"One day you will too."
Ella:
"Welcome, welcome, we're gonna take good care o' ya'll! I'm Ella, this is my salon — for the pets, pals, gals, and fellas. We specialize in pampering the knots out of your pets, and getting your pets out of your hair! Wanna give your pets a new look? Any color you want! Pet friendly dyes, all natural, obviously. We do nails, too, and all kinds of designs! Any o' that sound good? Hey! You any good at cuttin', washin', dryin', colorin'?? We're hiring!"
Jeff:
"Heyhey!! Me Jeff! Are you so pumped to play Spleef?? Jeff wants you to play Spleef!!! REMEMBER: Stay on the honeycomb tiles at ALL COST! Last person in the goo, wins! Simple, huh? I just use my little bat wings to stay out of the way, but you make sure there’s always platforms for you to land on! AND!! You have fun in the air!"
"BOO! heheh… You look like you’ve just seen a ghost! I’m Simon, and what I say, goes! That pillar in the middle of the map, look there for directions. Chickatrice over there will tell you which locations are going to be safe. But, be careful! When it’s the Evil Unicorn giving you directions, You must go to the island opposite of it, or perish! We like to play little tricks on you, heheh… Good luck, you’ll need it!"
Styx:
"Meowhehehh!! HI! Look around, dearie! My stock of goodies could be yours, even pets, and ALLLLL the toys! But watch your back, yes, yes… there’s more evil on its way! Not to worry, we’ll be safe… The Candy you spend in this store, I use for protection spells! So go, play! Simon’s got so much to say! And the Spleef slime…I must warn you…! it’s. SO. STICKY!!! bleugh!!! Great evils are hiding in the shadows, so seek fun! And cherish the time with your pals!!"
"Hello, adventurer! My name? I don’t just hand it out to anyone…Get out of the light! You don’t want to be seen too soon…This minigame is quite simple, but requires the best skills! As a hider, you must stay away, lurk in the shadows…Find the best hiding spots around! As a seeker, your mission is to find all the sneaky players! Eat treats to gain speed, and grab as much Candy as you can! As a seeker, your mission is to find all the sneaky players! Go now, and remember the ways of the ninja…"
Before receiving the task:
"Woof, woof!! I'm Patty, a therapy dog!"
"How are you feeling today? Happy, healthy, any pain?"
"I'm with Great Osmond Street Hospital, we brighten up sick kids' days."
"Pets make RUFF times go away, I'm sure you know!"
"There's a flu going around the island...pets and babies, all getting sick."
"Please, take care of your family when they're ill!"
"Bring them to the hospital or give them a Golden Apple,"
"and they'll feel better in no time, you'll see!"
"Once your pets recover 3 times,"
"come back here to adopt your own therapy dog labrador!"
After receiving the task:
"Has your pet been sick? You're 3 treatments away from your own therapy dog!"
After completing the task:
"Thank you for taking care of your sick pets!"
"They can make everyone feel better... even other pets!"
"Please remember this,"
"when you see a working dog out and about,"
"they might be too busy to say hello."
"Always ask their human if it's okay to pet a working dog."
"But now, you have one of your own!"
"Helloooo one and all! I know, I know..It's really me, the legendary Puss In Boots!"
"I've come to this island on one of my many adventures, exploring the world far and wide."
"I'm glad to see this is a home to many regular animals! But I, Puss In Boots, am extraordinary!"
"I’ve lived many lives, gone on death-defying adventures, and entertained my adoring fans!"
"But you know, I’m not quite the fearless kitty I once was!"
"The world can be a scary place without my spare lives and fabulous adventuring gear…"
"I have decided to come out of retirement at Mama Luna’s Cat Rescue and am on the hunt for the Wishing Star to regain my 9 lives."
"I cannot continue on my mission without the items that make me the one and only Puss in Boots… my boots, sword, feather, and hat!"
"Without them, I’d become… *gulp* a house cat. This CANNOT be. I still have so many epic journeys to embark on."
"Fear not, I think this calls for a grand adventure that YOU can help me with!"
"Step into the circle on the ground and take this map showing the dig sites in the area."
"I know I buried my gear somewhere around here!"
"I have a glorious prize for he bravest who bring me all 5 of my lost items!""Mama Luna has many cats that need a forever home and you, my friend, have the chance to adopt one for yourself!"
Ruby:
"Welcome to the Candy Castle!"
"It's fuelled by holiday magic!"
"Well, right now, anyway - Burt tried all kinds of fuel sources before... hamster treadmills, spinning mules, even Husky Sleds!"
"You can get one of those sleds from the Advent Calendar! You gotta come by a bunch, you know!!"
"Magical sweeties, candy canes, delicious lollipops..."
"Our elves put so much love into those Strawberry Shortcakes!!"
"Gotta dodge and weave, so you don't get hit in the Snowball Fight... it's suuuper cold!!"
Otto:
"Hey, little pal!"
"You won't believe what's going on right there!"
"We're all gathering our snowballs and throwing them at the other team, it's the BEST."
"You wanna make sure you don't get hit by any of the snowballs, truuust!"
"It's the worst, you get all cold and soggy and even lose one of your lives!"
"You lose three of them, and you're out! That's that!"
"I know it's harder with just two arms, but you gotta keep rolling your snowballs and throwing them at the other team, that way you and your homies end the game with the most Gingerbread, yo!"
Amka:
"Hey!! Don’t move!"
"This ice is so fragile, it might crack under you…"
"But it’s sooo fun to slide around on!!"
"Now, you gotta find the way to safety with your team,"
"and trust that together, you’ll get to the end!"
"Don’t be shy! I know you can lead the way,"
"and bravery aaaaalways gets rewarded!"
"Go! And watch your feet!!"
Chop, chop, kid! We've got lots of pets to feed!
I'm looking for a sous chef, how are your Gorilla's knife skills?
Open up the boxes to claim your gear.
then hand over three Rolling Pins!
We'll get your Gorilla trained in no time!
"Hey! Hey ho!"
"Grrreat to meet ye in this fog!"
"Welcome to ourr portable rainforest,"
"grab some gearr and go explore!"
"This town’s a rrreal beauty, ye know,"
"she looked mighty from the shore!"
"Listen herre…"
"Ye look in need of a new crrew!!"
"Lucky ye,"
"I trravel with the best Ocelots and Parrots the pirrating world has to offer!"
"But wait…!"
"Just a nautical minute!"
"Are ye telling the real truth, aye?"
"Ol’ Bonny’s anchored on this island??"
"I gotta say ahoy to my pirrate sisterr! Bye bye, now!”
We're headed for the stars!
I'm lookin' for crew to go back to the Moon,
just like the first monkey astronauts!
Does your Gorilla have what it takes?
Open up boxes to claim your gear,
then hand over three stars!
We'll get your Gorilla trained in no time!
Hii-yah! I’m the master of the defensive arts!
Want your Gorilla to learn the ways?
Open up the boxes to claim your gear,
then hand over three Sai!
We'll get your Gorilla trained in no time!
Praise me! Yes, long live Emperor Gorilla!
For the most noble Gorillas only,
does your pet have what it takes?
Open up the boxes to claim your gear,
then hand over three Goblets!
We'll get your Gorilla anointed in no time!
"Darling! Welcome!"
"Oh, did you mean to wear that outside? Hm..."
"Well it's such an exciting day! In each of the rooms, fashion shows!"
"Pick out the most exquisite garments, on theme of course!"
"Dress up your most interesting pet to impress your fellow competitors,"
"and find your own pick! Favoritism is encouraged, yes yes."
"You have three votes darling... use them right."
"Some here... could really use the judgement..."
"Desmond, however... he's quite dashing, no?"
"Anywho! Fashion Fever starts soon! Toodle-oo!"
"Hmpph... well, hello there!"
"Yes, come in, come in... Are you looking to purchase?"
"Whatever you like! We take Eggs, and, well.. mostly Eggs."
"That's the most stable currency these days, have you heard?"
"Yes, and there's plenty of it!"
"You just have to try a little, show up, and enjoy your little minigames,"
"and don't let the race get to ya! We only have mice around here."
"Go on, grab something! It helps grow the local eggonomy!"
"Heh, heh..."
"I'll claw my way in!!"
"This space has potential!"
"Where's your hard hat? Safety first!"
"Look at you! And your pet!"
"Obsessed with the color combination."
"Want your pet to stay this way? The sky's the limit!"
"Grab a Paint Sealer and let its magic to lock in the look!"
"The Sealer wears off after trading, so no tricky business..."
"If you change your mind after using the Paint Sealer,"
"come back with your colorful pet equipped, and we'll get the color right off."
"Sometimes you just need a blank slate!"
"Welcome to the Summer Festival!"
"Warm weather and water sports make for the best time EVEEEERRRR!"
"Ready to go? Catch some waves in the Scooting Stars minigame!"
"Got enough Beach Balls to ball?"
"Head to the shop and exchange them for all new summer accessories!"
"Between us... I wouldn't trust the Shark Puppy. They look like they bite."
"and don't let the race get to ya! We only have mice around here."
"Eeeeee! Summer time!!!"
"Ah! Welcome to the speedcourse!"
"I'm such a summer gal, you have NO idea..."
"Come on! Wanna become a Scootin' Star?"
"Hop on the Water Scooter and jet off!"
"Pick up as many stars as you can and style on 'em doing it."
"Backflip off the ramp? No problem. Goin' round and round in circles? Perfection."
"Just watch out for the Shopkeepers on the course!"
"Bonny's pirate training really comes out on water..."
Sav:
"Heeeyyyy! Wanna give me a hand?"
"These crabs! They zoom and speed right past me, and the poor things..."
"They can't even make their way back to the water!"
"Try to release the most crabs out of all the teams,"
"and keep an eye out for the Golden Crab - those are worth more points!"
"They move at lightning speed, too... woow..."
"Grab a friend and Grabby these Crabbies!"
"Ooh kid! You are SWEATIN'!"
"Need to cool off? How 'bout a nice quick Ice Cream shop shift?"
"Easy stuff, and you can snack on the job!"
"You can keep my customers happy, yeah?"
"Listen closely and make their cones just they way they like 'em."
"Made a mistake? Don't play it cool, start over!"
"Let's go! I better grab a couple vanilla scoops for the road..."
Tim:
"Welcome to my sky castle, you may call me"
"THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL MIGHTY WIZARD TIM!"
"Or just Tim for short..."
"Hey pst, come here, shh shh shh shhh"
"Right I don't want the other Tims listening"
"But you see that portal they're boarding up"
"Yea... the planks won't do anything. I just wanted them to shut up for a while"
"ANYWAY, multiple beasts have been pouring through and we need to stop it. Or we will ALL DIE!"
"Or just have more pets, you never know with these things"
"Why are there so many of us?"
"See Tim over there? The one in the shirt? No, not that one. Not that one either."
"Uhh yea that one, you got him"
"Well he cast a spell on himself..."
"He thought it was temporary, and well now he's stuck with us"
"There's a plan to overthrow him as the main Tim, we just can't figure out which one of us he is"
"Why are the animals in this world so peaceful?"
"Honestly I can't answer that one..."
"The only answer I can think of is that there is something magical about this place."
"Something magical which allows humans and animals to work together"
"I love this place so much more than the old world"
"Where has this portal come from?"
"Okay well, I know that this reality I'm living called "Adopt Me" isn't the real world"
"I know this is just a simulation and I'm just a chess piece."
"Time isn't linear, it's a ball of tangled twine."
"So let's figure this out"
"To you, it's probably been a week or so. To me, its always been here..."
"So your guess is better than mine, maybe the Old Gods placed it here?"
"Sorry I mean, haha I'm just an NPC..."
"Haha I dunno, I just like to stand here and never move haha."
"I can't believe no one is helping us stop the portal,"
"No one is willing to come to my property and fix my problems for me."
"Imagine, if you were hungry and no one cooked your food for you."
"RIDICULOUS! Well..."
"You know what they say, if you want something done right,"
"Do it with your 12 other clone twins"
"Why are we boarding this up?"
"We don't ask these kind of questions"
"One of us came up with the idea and because"
"We're just an autonomous collective we're just doing it."
"Our goal is to stop otherworldy animals like the Lava Dragon and the Bat Dragon from coming through"
"Because who really likes those animals anyway"
"You may think that we're just this all mighty, all powerful wizard"
"Who lives in his very own sky castle, just reading and being really really smart."
"But you know, I'm human too, I have hobbies..."
"No one asks me these things."
"I like to play guitar, go sky diving, sunbathing"
"Oh and my favorite hobby is blogging, you should check me out some time!"
"My socials are... hold on, the other Tims are giving me bad looks, gotta get back to work!"
"Good to see you here!"
"Oh you have questions about who makes the potions here?"
"Yea that's all of us, who knew having multiple of yourself would be good for business"
"Before we arrived on Adoption Island we were just one normal guy called Jim"
"But then something here amplified our powers and Santa gave us a book that taught us how to make all of these things"
"Have a good day now!"
"Us Tims are really really intelligent,"
"Between us we discuss the kind of questions no one knows the answers to"
"But everyone wants to know the answer"
"For example, what makes a spoon a spoon?"
"Is it the head of the spoon? Or the handle?"
"Is a spoon without the handle still a spoon or just a weird shape?"
"To be honest I just really like saying the word spoon."
"spoon"
"You may say we're lazy, for just boarding up this portal."
"You may say we're crazy... But I'll tell you what."
"We're both lazy and crazy"
"SPOON!"
"That Burt fellow, he's smarter than you think"
"He escaped the destruction of the Old World!"
"He also manipulates reality to his will, even I find him impressive!"
"* I AM TIM, DIS IZ NOT BURT CONTROLENG T1M, CARREH ON EVERYDAY CITEHZEN*"
"Aha come here young one,"
"I've got some stories to tell you about this portal"
"And so many of them are true!"
"Hey no, don't walk away from me,"
"Come on, I just wanted to lie to you!"
"Welcome to our new paradise!"
"I'm collecting some fruits to make into a bait"
"We have a hypothesis that this will be irresistible to animals here"
"If you help me, I'll make it worth the while... You'll get a... Pat on the back?"
"Okay fine you can have one of the baits we make"
"Well on your way, get to it!"
"SO MUCH FIRE MUAHAHAHAHA"
"I CAN HARNESS ITS POWER TO BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND"
"I THOUGHT I WAS POWERFUL BEFORE BUT, NOW IM EVEN MORE POWERFUL!"
"Wait... You're not Tim..."
"Uhhh I mean..."
"Isn't this place so nice and toasty..."
"This place is fascinating, this must be the origin of Lava Dragons"
"There's tons of amazing pets here, I don't know why we were trying to seal this up!"
"It's almost like we weren't supposed to and this was always going to be unlocked."
"Almost like this is scripted by some being..."
"Anyway enough chatting, gotta go take some samples for my lab"
"Just give me a shovel, some flowers, some water"
"And I'll make this place look absolutely beautiful"
"Wait, you want to conserve this place and keep its natural beauty?"
"Hahaha aren't you a funny one."
"No, this is my world now and if I want flowers and unicorns everywhere"
"That's exactly what I'll have."
"Welcome welcome,"
"Isn't this place fascinating, I doubt any human has been here in centuries!"
"Oh you want to know why all of us Tims have such different personalities?"
"Well I believe it's because when we were created"
"We all came from different parts of the original Tim's Brain"
"If some of us have been slightly annoying I would like to apologise..."
"SPOON"
"Yo my slime, how's it going my dude?"
"Yea cool story bro and all but I'm the cool Tim with self identity"
"Hahaha yea, other people are so uncreative."
"They use traditional things like a hammer, I think outside of the box bro"
"So... that's why I'm using my head instead"
"Woahhh dude, didn't expect to see you here my slime"
"I always liked warm temperatures dude but this is a bit too hot for me!"
"Sorry I mean I'm cool, I'm always cool dude"
"Yo I'm sub-zero levels of cool, but my coolness isn't cooling this down"
"Wait no, please don't walk away from me"
"I promise I'm cool, it's not hot here, it's cool!"
"Like me, I'm cool 🙁"
"Hey there! I found this amazing shiny river"
"all of the other Tims were saying"
"It's filled with lead and it's poisonous and will make you crazy if you drink from it"
"They're the crazy ones!"
"HAHAHA OOP TING TANG BING BOP BOOOOOOP"
"SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON"
"HAHAHAHAAA"
"Well... they may have had a point"
"Humans and pets alike, welcome to the Adoption Island cruise, I will be your pilot today!"
"Hehe, just kidding, we're not leaving the ground!"
"But, you can take one of my Kiwi friends with you, wherever you want!"
"All around Adoption Island, explore the Neighborhood..."
"Ready for an adventure?"
Timothy Emperor Of The Spoons:
"Why hello there my subject"
"Welcome to my land, speaking of which"
"You owe me taxes"
"I demand you pay me 5 spoons..."
"If you don't I will lock you in a room that is filled with speakers..."
"And we will yell "spoon" at you until you give us what is owed!"
"As keeper of the secret relic (which may or may not be a spoon) you owe me homage"
"Why is my name Foreshadowed Tim?"
"Not sure, it just felt like a good name to me"
"Crazy Tim keeps looking at me weird..."
"Can you ask him what's up?"
"I know he's basically me but still I don't trust him,"
"That lead he drank really messed him up"
"All the other Tims told me to stop calling him crazy"
"But I mean look at him, call a spoon a spoon am I right?"
"Niahahahahah! What brings YOU to the Asylum?!"
"Fears, worries? Or cute little booties for your pet??"
"I can make your fears worse! ...or recommend a new accessory, heheh."
"Feeling bored? Walk right through and try a challenge..."
"Find the safe path with your team in Tile Skip! Make it through!"
"Go on, now... FACE YOUR FEARS!!!"
"braains...."
"this.... is Tile Skip..."
"hop, skip, jump... and find your way to the... brains... end!"
"together, you must find the safe path..."
"if you fall, you will come right back! no dying on my watch.. brains?"
"go on, make it through.. show me who's got the..."
"brains..."
"Death? Yes, that’s me."
"It’s not your time just yet… we’ll see, anyway."
"Your survival skills, they need testing."
"Collect as much Candy as your rotten mind desires,"
"but don’t let that be your downfall."
"I mean literally, do your best not to fall off the platform."
"You’ll be back, but… the time wasted, it’ll stay lost."
When a player interacts with Billy without completing the exchange, this is his dialogue:
"Hey there!"
"Listen kiddo, I've got a one-time deal only for you..."
"For 3500 of your Bucks, I'll give you 70000 Gingerbread."
"Shh, shh keep it cool, kid."
"I want to kick-start your winter shopping!"
When a player clicks "Maybe later." on the pop-up that appears, this is his dialogue:
"Think about it and get back to me, kid."
When a player clicks "Yes please!" on the pop-up that appears, this is his dialogue:
"Now that's a festive deal! Happy shopping!"
When a player has already completed the exchange, this is his dialogue:
"Pleasure doing business, but that's all the Gingerbread I had!"
"Hey! Over there! We need help!"
"You won't believe this..."
"we were exploring, me and my pack."
"And just like that, the ice cracked!"
"they all fell through!! I couldn't..."
"Come on, grab a pickaxe!"
"We need to let them out!"
"Heyhey! Welcome to the Winter Village!
"How was your ride on the Arctic Express? Smooth? Good, good..."
"Sometimes wild Pet Rocks like to play on the tracks, it can get bumpy."
"Aaaaaanyway... Are you and your pets wearing enough layers??"
"There's Ugly Christmas Capes in the shop, if they get chilly."
"Oh, and don't miss out on the Advent Calendar doors! There's a special prize for those who claim at least 20, hehe..."
"Go explore! Spread the joy, be kind!"
Miss Eltow When a player interacts with Miss Eltow, this is her dialogue:
"Do you children want to see the future of Adoption Island?"
"Well, head on in and we'll get going!"
When Frostclaw's Fury begins, this is Miss Eltow's dialogue:
"Santa has shown me the reins! He's taking the backseat, so I'll be the pilot today!"
"Someone must have taken the Christmas spirit out of the world!"
"We must go back and tell everyone what's happened here."
"Darling, I have bad news, the reindeer are losing their magic!"
"It looks like we're going down!!"
When the timer runs out to search for items, this is Miss Eltow's dialogue:
"Over here!"
"Now dearies, I brought some holiday cookies in case we got hungry! Please, help yourselves!"
After the first encounter with Frostclaw, this is Miss Eltow's dialogue:
"We have good news and bad news..."
"The bad news is we found no clues."
After Frostclaw is defeated, this is Miss Eltow's dialogue:
"Oh, there you are! The ice just started melting everywhere!"
"And I found carrots. The reindeer were lured to land with them."
Frostclaw After entering the Castle and taking a nap and scouring for supplies, this is Frostclaw's dialogue:
HAHAHAHAHA!
YOU HAVE ALL FALLEN INTO MY TRAP. CHRISTMAS WILL END ON THIS NIGHT....
AND YOU ALONG WITH IT!
After the castle is relieved from the eggnog flood, Frostclaw's dialogue is:
YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
THIS IS MY WORLD NOW!
HAHAHAHAHA!
After defeating the hordes of Snowmen, Ice Golems, and Snowball Pets that Frostclaw attacks with, Frostclaw's dialogue is:
FORGETTING SOMEONE?
I HAVE EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE. I POISONED ALL OF THE FOOD IN THAT BASKET!
NOW... FREEZE!
After the players follow Santa into the library, this is Frostclaw's dialogue:
AND NOW FOR MY FINAL ACT, I WILL TURN YOU ALL INTO STATUES WITH MY FROST BREATH!
STARTING WITH YOU, SANTA!
After Santa gets frozen by Frostclaw, this is his dialogue:
HAHAHAHAHA!
NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!
Thistlebeard When he first appears in the minigame, this is Thistlebeard's dialogue:
"Hey! Who are you calling old?! Aren't you, like, 300 years old yourself?"
"Anyway, I've been stuck here for 1,000 years. There's a mysterious beast who roams these halls."
"His name is Frostclaw - half frost, half claw!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Anyway... I've collected some goods for you, but I'll only give them to you for snowballs."
When Thistlebeard is accused for dropping the chandelier, this is his dialogue:
"What? Oh... this is just an old castle. It's just falling apart."
After Frostclaw's defeat, he turns back into Thistlebeard, and says this dialogue:
"He threw me in the time portal before you."
"It malfunctioned, sending me back in time a millennium!"
"And for that I will have revenge - by destroying Christmas!"
"For my name isn't Thistlebeard, my name is..."
"...CUTIE COTTON CALEB!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Heeeey buddy! You know Santa, right?"
"We're the elves that make this whole operation possible!"
"He could NEVER visit everyone in one night, get the presents right,"
"AND put the prettiest bows on them, ALL BY HIMSELF!"
"You look like just the kind of elf we're looking for!"
"Grab up to 4 presents of the same kind and sort them into the correct piles,"
"and think fast - the other team can also grab any of the presents!"
"Everything is worth double points in the last 15 seconds, it gets hectic!"
"Come on now, let's help Santa!"
"Jolly hello to youuu!"
"New pets arrived to Adoption Island,"
"they deserve a welcome treat!"
"Deliver their Hot Cocoa as quickly as you can,"
"But watch out for the Snowballs - they're out to get you!"
"They just can't get away with the "biggest snowball fight" ever..."
"Come on, the new pets are waiting!"
"Cocoa Chaos starts now!"
"Annyeong! Happy Lunar New Year!"
"Play Red Lantern, Green Lantern, and escape the watchful eyes of the statues."
"Move when they're not looking, and bring the food to the safe area to earn points!"
"Grab up to 3 bowls before returning, Golden portions are worth extra!"
"We're also celebrating around the island by releasing Kites!"
"You'll be rewarded Yakgwa, the delicious honey cookie. My favorite!"
"Exchange them for Lunar New Year Boxes. Special Boxes cost a little more, but the chances to get a pet are even higher!"
"Give someone special a Silk Bag, and wish them good fortune this year."
"Green Lantern! Time to go!"
"Greetings fellow adventurer!"
"We are the Amazing Adventure Hamsters!"
"We tunneled here in search for tasty treasure and exciting escapades!"
"Oh, how exciting it is to be a horde of happy hamsters!"
"I bet you've been to some super cool places?! Can we come too?"
"Throw down some Golden Corn, and an Adventure Hamster will follow you home!"
"Higher ranked Adventure Hamsters are harder to catch."
"Diamond Brigade Adventure Hamsters are a special breed indeed!"
"Time to catch yourself an Adventure Hamster!"
"Hello, one and all!"
"Welcome to the spectacle of the year: The Traveling Capuchins!"
"Which fate will you choose?"
"Preppy lifestyle, filled with hand-woven cardigans and unread but ornate books?"
"Would you commit crimes and end up handcuffed, like the Inmate Capuchin?"
"Or were the crimes in your past life, like in the case of the Pirate Ghost Capuchin?"
"Would you rule them all? Take over the kingdom and take what's rightfully yours, like Princess Capuchin?"
"Collect 3 of the same Toy: Sunglasses for the Preppy, Handcuff toys for the Inmate, Tutus for the Princess, and Compasses for the Pirate."
"Then, bring your Capuchin Monkey and the ingredients to their fate."
"The Capuchins will know what to do."
"Gentlefolk of the jury, it is your time to seal our fates!"
"I'm guilty, guilty on all counts! BUT I have had no accomplices! Unless..."
"(This is so exciting! I love this costume.)"
"Bring a Capuchin Monkey and 3 Toy Handcuffs and they'll be sentenced to LIFE!"
"I know Princess wants to be an icon, but her outfit is JUST too loud!"
"You look like you need my help. I can give any Capuchin Monkey a makeover with just 3 pairs of Sunglasses."
"Follow these steps, we'll talk! And don't ask what they're for."
Princess Capuchin Monkey (NPC)
"Introducing, princess Helena! *toot toot toot!*"
"Oh, I simply love the fauna in this land! So many curious species."
"Tell me, what's your favorite? Oh, that's quite... peculiar!"
"You know, I teach etiquette classes! Yes, you must bring a Capuchin Monkey and 3 Tutus, it'll be great fun."
Pirate Ghost Capuchin Monkey (NPC)
"Ahoy, little bucko! I am Captain Scrong, THE Capuchin Pirate."
"Captain Hambeard, I remember 'em! What a softie. Life's good for 'em here, huh? Maybe I'll stay..."
"I don't sail often these days. Not since I've died!"
"Yer ship need a Pirate Ghost Captain?"
"Bring a competent Capuchin Monkey and 3 Compasses. I'll show 'em around the map."